Well, actually, I have feet. Like a good number of people. But this pixellated approximation of my appearance I call my user pic needed to lose it's feet in order to fit LiveJournal's stringent hight requirements. If it was taller than 100px, it couldn't get on the Snoopy rollercoaster. So, unwilling to hack at my pate, I lopped off my feet. Vicariously, of course.
EDIT: Heh, I resized instead of cropped, and now I have feet again. Smaller, ugly, but probably worth it as far as compromises go.
